Our newest developer yells at people on the phone a lot…. I think I might be afraid of him.
So my boyfriend is in Alaska for the next month. Didn’t think he’d have service on base so didn’t anticipate getting to talk too much. But apparently he’s found service in a treehouse which I guess is for the instructor’s children. The fact that he discovered this does not surprise me. He keeps climbing up there to call me, and I think he is adorable. Yeeeaahhh, this...
Just broomstick jabbed the ceiling on my upstairs neighbors for the first time in my life… long hair don’t care. Shut the fuck up with your yelling about nothing important on a beautiful day for all your neighbors to hear outside. Arguing is fine, but SHUT YOUR WINDOWS & DOORS IF YOU LIVE IN AN APARTMENT COMPLEX IDIOTS. I hope I see them in the breezeway so I can scowl like a boss....
I made a rule for this week that I wouldn’t check CNN or Reddit at all while I was at work, which so far I’ve stuck to. I should probably extend the don’t check CNN rule to ever… fuuuuuuccccckkk.
I subbed for a kickball team in a different league tonight, where the rules were way different. Mainly that you couldn’t bunt and had to “swing away”. Because of this rule, most guys were in the outfield and I was “allowed” to play first base. Which I associate with being an anxiety-inducing position in our regular league. But tonight I felt oddly excited to play...
When my guy friend tries to be more than friends
whatshouldwecallme: New favorite gif…
Kickball tourney last Saturday… our pre-game hype-up speeches are usually more inappropriate than inspiring.
When I see people post pictures on Facebook of tarantulas that they have killed (that appear to be inside their home). ::Go to check city that they live in just to reassure self::… Austin, TX. Yeeeaaaahhhh.. I’m just gonna go ahead and move now…
Little kid highfives SWAT team member on TV. Probably the sweetest thing to come out of this whole Boston mess.
I have got to stop this obsessive CNN checking! Just catch this asshole already so I can go back to obsessively checking Reddit.
On the downside, I woke up in the middle of the night with a scorpion crawling on my arm… on the flip side, I learned about all the breaking news on the shot Boston bomber suspect before most everyone else… hooray? Nope… I still lose.
When someone on Facebook posts the biggest spoiler as their status to your favorite TV show that you’re literally about to sit down and watch… ಠ_ಠ I will find you…. & I will wear your skin.
When our .NET developer tries to explain why something was a success. Me: I don’t know what you’re saying… but you’re happy, and that makes me happy.
Socially awkward FTW!
I reeeaalllyy need to do a Reddit cleanse… but I would seriously give up Facebook for a month before I let you pry Reddit from my cold, dead hands… if I gave up both in the same month I could probably cure cancer.
First workout since after sxsw… ummmm.. not good. Since I’ve been eating all healthy & green I tricked myself into thinking I was in shape. Hahahahaha, I was wrrrooonnngg.
When I’m sitting over here eating grass & my co-worker brings in the most amazing smelling Mexican food ever… man… fuck you.
Hey.. Walking Dead.. less Andrea, more Darryl. Thx.